metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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lordoftheswag:

friend: hey you should check out this cool band!

me: is it drake?

friend: no but theyre rea-

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vinebox:

Leggo

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

vinebox:

People so fake

First of all, calling it a “Circle Jerk” is geometrically innacurate, Second,

thepetiteteacup:

who is careless enough to leave their BABY IN THE SUN

me nd my superwholock gf
me: bb ur hands so cold
gf: that me samanddeaninthetardisat221bfightinglokisarmywithdoctorhanniballector
go to sky no limit
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