if you tall                                        hey

citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

vinegod:

The #forestnymph still hasn’t found his berries :/ But he made friends :D by Gio Volpe

that1otakuguy:

ratchet-heichou:

why is levi yelling at eren

because of all the big ass trees

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

rumpelstiltskln:

rumpelstiltskln:

Dogs are the only people allowed to smell horrible so wear deodorant goddammit

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don’t ever speak this trash to me again

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

scalded:

did u know that i do whatever the f*ck i want?

seriousjones:

cyberpapi:

wrestling with your girlfriend is a cute experience that everyone should try

tfw no gf

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go to sky no limit
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