when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are
friend: hey you should check out this cool band!
me: is it drake?
friend: no but theyre rea-
hooligan fruit causing trouble at night
girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
People so fake
First of all, calling it a “Circle Jerk” is geometrically innacurate, Second,
who is careless enough to leave their BABY IN THE SUN
me nd my superwholock gf
me: bb ur hands so cold
gf: that me samanddeaninthetardisat221bfightinglokisarmywithdoctorhanniballector